Thursday, June 11, 2009

ATTENTION: A new an insidious threat to the student body has been indentified.

I am Special Operations Lt. Maria Nguyen [Sour Candy] of the Black Crows division. It is therefore my responsibility to be constantly scanning for any threat towards the staff at Hurlstone, or to the student body. Unfortunately, it has recently come to my attention that a new anti-donut sentiment is spreading like swine flu throughout the school, and numerous threats have suddenly appeared.

My good friend, Special Operations Lt. Potato, has informed me that a new, shadowy faction has been scheming right under our noses. This has led me to believe that the Mountain Donuts are about to be involved in a large scale guerilla war.

From the information gathered by the intelligence division; Thanatos, I have compiled the report below.

This new group of terrorists call themselves the 'Valley Cakes'. Among their members are possibly Christina Kelman, Nikki Tran, Tommy Nguyen and Justine Chau.

Furthermore their leader is most likely a man named Billy Cai; considered a charismatic and brilliant sociopath by the outside world, Cai's followers as well as Cai himself instead see him as a hectic figure, even going so far as to refer to him as the Drift King.


The leader, Billy Cai, spreading more anti-donut propaganda.

All Mountain Donuts are warned to be on the lookout for Valley Cake agents.

That is all.

22 comments:

Unknown said...

JUSTINE !? D=

Anonymous said...

LOL WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?

ahh you guys crack me up

cindy said...

haha maria totally wrote this ;D

Ejc said...

AHAHA WTF xDD

LOL ^^

Quyen said...

REMOTE ME
I WAS A SGT.
WHY DID YOU DEMOTE ME ?!?!?!! >=(

Anonymous said...

quyen, what is remote?

I THINK YOU MEAN PROMOTE.

Quyen said...

REMOTE AS IN REMOTE CONTROL, AS IN... REMOTE ISLAND!

nah i meant premote. wtf was i thinking.

Quyen said...

... PROMOTE
I MEANT PROMOTE

Quyen said...

I'M NOT A PEBBLE
WHY AM I A PEBBLE
PROMOTE ME NOT DEMOTE ME
JANA YOU'RE SO DEAD
I'M GONNA CHUCK MYSELF AT YOUR HEAD... AND ITS GONNA HURT CAUSE I'M A PEBBLE NOW AND PEBBLES ARE HARD

PROMOTE ME

Anonymous said...

I REFUSEEEEEEEEE

Quyen said...

PEBBLES ARE PAINFUL ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE THROWN AT YOUR HEAD.

PROMOTE ME !!!

Anonymous said...

NEVERRRRRRR!

wolf said...

im gonna join billy cai. also, quyen, youre bloody hilarious xD

YOU CAN'T CHUCK YOURSELF AT SOMEONE LOLL

Anonymous said...

TRAITOR!!!!! im gonna set maria on you, just wait!

oniichanyamete said...

who the fuck is wolf? O_O

wolf said...

who the FUCK INDEED.

Quyen said...

...

PROMOTE ME


... or i'll join billy cai and 'wolf'! >=(

Anonymous said...

wolf is robert, LETS KIDNAP HIM

xx. Justine said...

IM A WHAT?!

HOW DID I GET TURNED INTO...INTO....THAT?!

WTF IS A VALLEY CAKE?!

just caus im not a mountain donut doesnt mean im retarded enough to be a part of...whatever the hell that is

Kuoke said...

WHY ARE WE NOT ON YOUR "List of Mountain Donut enemies" LIST WHEN SMEGDOG ARE?

I'M OFFENDED.

Buxton said...
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maria-duck said...

Anyone opposing the Mountain Donuts are automatically Valley Cakes. Just because your name/title isn't mentioned, doesn't mean you aren't an enemy.