My good friend, Special Operations Lt. Potato, has informed me that a new, shadowy faction has been scheming right under our noses. This has led me to believe that the Mountain Donuts are about to be involved in a large scale guerilla war.
From the information gathered by the intelligence division; Thanatos, I have compiled the report below.
This new group of terrorists call themselves the 'Valley Cakes'. Among their members are possibly Christina Kelman, Nikki Tran, Tommy Nguyen and Justine Chau.
Furthermore their leader is most likely a man named Billy Cai; considered a charismatic and brilliant sociopath by the outside world, Cai's followers as well as Cai himself instead see him as a hectic figure, even going so far as to refer to him as the Drift King.

The leader, Billy Cai, spreading more anti-donut propaganda.
All Mountain Donuts are warned to be on the lookout for Valley Cake agents.
That is all.
22 comments:
JUSTINE !? D=
LOL WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
ahh you guys crack me up
haha maria totally wrote this ;D
AHAHA WTF xDD
LOL ^^
REMOTE ME
I WAS A SGT.
WHY DID YOU DEMOTE ME ?!?!?!! >=(
quyen, what is remote?
I THINK YOU MEAN PROMOTE.
REMOTE AS IN REMOTE CONTROL, AS IN... REMOTE ISLAND!
nah i meant premote. wtf was i thinking.
... PROMOTE
I MEANT PROMOTE
I'M NOT A PEBBLE
WHY AM I A PEBBLE
PROMOTE ME NOT DEMOTE ME
JANA YOU'RE SO DEAD
I'M GONNA CHUCK MYSELF AT YOUR HEAD... AND ITS GONNA HURT CAUSE I'M A PEBBLE NOW AND PEBBLES ARE HARD
PROMOTE ME
I REFUSEEEEEEEEE
PEBBLES ARE PAINFUL ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE THROWN AT YOUR HEAD.
PROMOTE ME !!!
NEVERRRRRRR!
im gonna join billy cai. also, quyen, youre bloody hilarious xD
YOU CAN'T CHUCK YOURSELF AT SOMEONE LOLL
TRAITOR!!!!! im gonna set maria on you, just wait!
who the fuck is wolf? O_O
who the FUCK INDEED.
...
PROMOTE ME
... or i'll join billy cai and 'wolf'! >=(
wolf is robert, LETS KIDNAP HIM
IM A WHAT?!
HOW DID I GET TURNED INTO...INTO....THAT?!
WTF IS A VALLEY CAKE?!
just caus im not a mountain donut doesnt mean im retarded enough to be a part of...whatever the hell that is
WHY ARE WE NOT ON YOUR "List of Mountain Donut enemies" LIST WHEN SMEGDOG ARE?
I'M OFFENDED.
Anyone opposing the Mountain Donuts are automatically Valley Cakes. Just because your name/title isn't mentioned, doesn't mean you aren't an enemy.
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