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Anh, you might as well be God.

Wilson, stop smiling.

I've been promoted to Colonel by our almighty general so from henceforth, I shall be known as Colonel Spicy Wings.

...That is all.

ATTENTION: A new an insidious threat to the student body has been indentified.

I am Special Operations Lt. Maria Nguyen [Sour Candy] of the Black Crows division. It is therefore my responsibility to be constantly scanning for any threat towards the staff at Hurlstone, or to the student body. Unfortunately, it has recently come to my attention that a new anti-donut sentiment is spreading like swine flu throughout the school, and numerous threats have suddenly appeared.

My good friend, Special Operations Lt. Potato, has informed me that a new, shadowy faction has been scheming right under our noses. This has led me to believe that the Mountain Donuts are about to be involved in a large scale guerilla war.

From the information gathered by the intelligence division; Thanatos, I have compiled the report below.

This new group of terrorists call themselves the 'Valley Cakes'. Among their members are possibly Christina Kelman, Nikki Tran, Tommy Nguyen and Justine Chau.

Furthermore their leader is most likely a man named Billy Cai; considered a charismatic and brilliant sociopath by the outside world, Cai's followers as well as Cai himself instead see him as a hectic figure, even going so far as to refer to him as the Drift King.


The leader, Billy Cai, spreading more anti-donut propaganda.

All Mountain Donuts are warned to be on the lookout for Valley Cake agents.

That is all.

Requirements for Mountain Donuts

Well, since tomorrow I'm going to butcher the differentiation test, and soon afterward, Truong will probably butcher me in turn, I've decided to write a final statement. This list is to make sure that after my passing away, my Mountain Donuts will not grow weak, and that the safety of Hurlstone will continue to be guaranteed.

Basic Requirements for the Mountain Donuts

1. An equipment slot for the Mountain Donuts armour.
2. A thief with max Haste and Dark Sight.
3. A mage with lvl 15+ Teleport skill.
4. At least 4 lvl 100s or above.
5. Must have at least 1 Donut below lvl 30. (For infiltration; too highly concentrated Donut Aura may give a spy away, and not every Donut is a Captain level, being able to supress their aura.)
   
6. At least 2 Donuts with good jumping skills.
7. Members fighting Taliban must be HP above 4000.
8. Bring some Krispy Kreme / Donut King. (In case)

That is all.

Post script; this is not a ripoff of guild pq requirements at all. Any dissidents shall be executed.

Fear not comrades.

Recently my attention has been drawn to the fact that two of my highest ranking officers have been having an argument over superiority. My friends, do not fight!
Are we not all here for the good of our fellow Hurlstoners?

Besides, no matter which one of you is superior to the other, I still own you all.

xD

Anywayyy, below are my top 5 lieutenants in their battle armour. :]

Admit Defeat. FOOL.

I admit you WERE superior to me at one point. However, me, being promoted towards the end of second period [English], on Wednesday, 3rd of June, 2009, this is no longer true.
LOWER YOUR HEAD BEFORE ME INFERIOR BEING.
That is all.

Cough Cough

As I was pondering through this blog, I noticed that something was really out of place. From the previous blog, it was said by someone, I'll not name any names (-cough maria cough-), that they were superior to me.
As you all know, I am the Lieutenant of HECTICITY.. I'm sure that accounts for the superiority that I surely have over that someone.

Existing Mountain Donuts and potential Mountain Donuts. Bow down to me.

I am Special Operations Lt. Maria Nguyen [Sour Candy] of subdivision Maple [Zakum Force].
It is my job to be superior to Captain of Hecticity.

Looking for recruits to be members of subdivision Maple [Zakum Force]. I will not abuse my power and bully you only. You will benefit from joining the Mountain Donuts...I promise kinda.
Talk to Captain Spicy Wings for more details, he even has drawings.

That is all.

7 things you need to know about the Mountain Donuts.

1. We are not a club, but a special forces unit.

club (plural clubs)

/klVb/

An association of members joining together for some common purpose, especially sports or recreation.

Fighting terrorism is not a recreational activity, okay?

2. Each of the commissioned officers have the ability to deflect bullets while in their battle armour, so don't even think about opposing us okay? All threats shall be neutralized. Furthermore, ranks 2nd Lt. and up have the ability to induce charges in objects.

3. We are not actually donuts.

4. We are not mountains shaped like donuts.

5. We don't actually have a mountain.

6. We don't give out free donuts.

7. Captain Spicy Wing's true identity is NOT the KFC guy. Isn't he dead already anyway?!

Any questions?

Fear me, for I am your Captain of Hecticity :3

Okaay.. so our captain, the almighty Captain Spicy Wings, told me that I should post something.. so I shall.
So what we need to do is to recruit more members.. so we can bully them with our awesome powers.. if you recruit enough members you might get to lead your own platoon (might..).
OH ! And by the way.. Captain Spicy Wings, Special Operations Lieutenant Maria Nguyen (who, may I add, is my inferior) and I have come up with an extremely painful way to torture anyone who even thinks about betraying us. Y'know Room 101 ? Imagine that but 1000000 times worse. Scared :D ? YOU BETTER BE. -scary music plays in background-
Well.. time for me to vanish and do my English homework T_T Byee ~

Lieutenant of Hecticity ~ Thompson

MEMBERSHIP LIST

OFFICERS
1. Captain Spicy Wings
2. Lt. of Hecticity (Lt.H) Thompson Ly [Caramel]
3. 1st Lt. Springy Tu [Cinnamon]
4. 2nd Lt. Paul Pham [Strawberry Jam]
5. 3rd Lt. Alex Garner [Hot and Spicy]

SOLDIERS
6. Sgt. Major Monica Nguyen [Candy Cane]
7. Sgt. Major Anne Le [Rainbow Sprinkles]
8. Sgt. Phillip Enego [Choc Horn]
9. Corporal Wilson Wong [Vanilla Creme]
10. Corporal Winnie Pung [Raspberry]
11. PFC. Alex Betcher [Boston Cream]
12. PFC Amanda Trinh [Mandarin]
13. Pvt. Lian Lam [Banana Jam]
14. Pvt. Anna Nguyen [Custard]
15. Pvt. Jessica Cao [Double Mocha Cappuccino]
16. Pvt. Andrew Do [DJ Donut]
17. Pvt. Benjamin Soo [Hundreds]
18. Pvt. Alice Chan [Apple Crumble]
19. Pvt. Konrad Pisarski [Banana]
20. Pvt. Sandra Nguyen [Ice Cream]
21. Pvt. Jennifer Tieu [PBJ]
22. Pvt. David Zhou [Melon Bread]
23. Pvt. Amy La [Mocha]
24. Pvt. Charles Nguyen [Red Bean]
25. Pvt. Tien Tran [Gobstopper]
26. Pvt. Ishraq Ahmed [Talibanana Chocolate]
27. Pvt. Nina Yap [White Forest]
28. Pvt. Leanne Tea [Skittles]

THANATOS
M.D. Ninjz0r division
29. Special Operations Lt. Cindy [Potato]
30. Sgt. Major Warren Kho [Original Glazed]
31. Corporal Alissa Leow [Chocolate]
32. Pvt. Blosia Sun [Jelly Donut]
33. Pvt. Quyen Nguyen [Strawberry Sundae]
34. Pvt. Kaushayla Perera [Double Choc Crunchie]
35. Pvt. Sophie Lim [Pink Sprinkles]

BLACK CROWS
M.D. Airbourne division
36. Special Operations Lt. Maria Nguyen [Sour Candy]
37. Sgt. Major of the Donuts Alexanger Lok [Chicken Pie]
38. Sgt. Major Anh (girl) Le [Caramel Crunch]
39. Sgt. Mitchell Barnes [White Chocolate]
40. Corporal Lyn Ngo [Fairy Floss]
41. Pvt. John Tran [Eucalyptus]
42. Pvt. Natalie Phan [Strawberry Cream]
43. Pvt. Mariam Allam [Watermelon]
44. Pvt. Steven Mai [Udon]
45. Pvt. Thu Le [PENDING]
46. Point John (Duong) [Plum Jam]

SPIRIT VIKINGS
M.D. Armoured division
47. Special Operations Lt. Jana Nguyen [Cheesecake]
48. Sgt. Major Jamie Lee [Chocolate w/ Hundreds & Thousands]
49. Corporal Lei Shen [Babies] <- O___O
50. Pvt. Nick Lee [Yakisoba]
51. Pvt. Nick Tan [Pizza]
52. Pvt. Robert Zheng [Z-Boson]
53. Point Emberger (Cabrera) [Marble Frosted]
54. Point Andy (Le Tran) [Cheeseball]

Available Codenames:
French Crueller
[Insert Fruit] Jam
Peanut Butter
Buttermilk
Ramen [o_O]
Udon
Bulgolgi
Phở

If interested in joining, please contact Captain Spicy Wings at

anhiee@live.com

A Brief History of the Mountain Donuts

The unit was started under the Authorisation of General Runde Brot by Captain Spicy Wings in late 2007, for the purpose of Operation Mepplestory Christmas, the failed attempt to bond a DotA addict, Ce Yong Ruan, and a Rappelz addict, Alysha Tran.

Operation Mepplestory Christmas

Operation Mepplestory Christmas (or Operation Unconventional Santa) was a Marialand military operation to secure the relationship of two gaming addicts (DotA addict, Ce Yong Ruan, and a Rakkion addict, Alysha Tran) on December 18, 2007. The unit was actually founded only 20 days prior to this, meaning that the force was relatively unprepared.

The problems for the new unit were only compounded after the First Lieutenant of the force refused to carry out an integral part of the plan, claiming that having to live in the attic of the target's house for 7 nights was "unreasonable" and that the plan was "crazy".
Furthermore, she directly attacked Captain Spicy Wings authority and ability to create a plan because "[he was] retarded!"

Other problems included inadequate stealth training for the members of the new unit as well as few of them having training in aerial insertion (airborne training), a confusion on the date the plan was to be executed as well as a lack of supplies due to shops being closed for the Christmas holidays.

The failure of the operation led to the creation of the Marialand Assemble of Paratrooper Legionnaires and the Elite (MAPLE, also known as Zakum Force by civilians); a micro-regiment of the Mountain Donuts Special Forces unit that was very extensively trained in parachuting and basically a miniature airborne force. The Marialand Army’s 160th Special Operations Reconnaissance Micro-Regiment (“The Night Lords”) was also created because of the lack of 1337 ninz0r skilz in the unit. The Night Lords were also responsible for training the rest of the Mountain Donuts unit in stealth and "Dark Sight".

After that, the unit agreed on more simplistic plans. Thus, Operation Easter Gambit came into being. However, Captain Spicy Wings had once again made one of the same mistakes; he entrusted the core of the plan to the same lazy soldier* who had failed to comply with the first operation.

In summary, the mission failed due to an overly complex plan, inadequate stealth training for the members of the new unit, a confusion on the commencement date, a lack of supplies due to shops being closed for the Christmas holidays, and the failure of a certain member of the unit to comply to an integral part of the plan.

* The soldier, at the time codenamed “Bubble”, was thus demoted from 1st Lt. to 2nd

ATTENTION: This blog has now been taken over

This blog is now the property of the Mountain Donuts.

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