ATTENTION: A new an insidious threat to the student body has been indentified.

I am Special Operations Lt. Maria Nguyen [Sour Candy] of the Black Crows division. It is therefore my responsibility to be constantly scanning for any threat towards the staff at Hurlstone, or to the student body. Unfortunately, it has recently come to my attention that a new anti-donut sentiment is spreading like swine flu throughout the school, and numerous threats have suddenly appeared.

My good friend, Special Operations Lt. Potato, has informed me that a new, shadowy faction has been scheming right under our noses. This has led me to believe that the Mountain Donuts are about to be involved in a large scale guerilla war.

From the information gathered by the intelligence division; Thanatos, I have compiled the report below.

This new group of terrorists call themselves the 'Valley Cakes'. Among their members are possibly Christina Kelman, Nikki Tran, Tommy Nguyen and Justine Chau.

Furthermore their leader is most likely a man named Billy Cai; considered a charismatic and brilliant sociopath by the outside world, Cai's followers as well as Cai himself instead see him as a hectic figure, even going so far as to refer to him as the Drift King.


The leader, Billy Cai, spreading more anti-donut propaganda.

All Mountain Donuts are warned to be on the lookout for Valley Cake agents.

That is all.

Requirements for Mountain Donuts

Well, since tomorrow I'm going to butcher the differentiation test, and soon afterward, Truong will probably butcher me in turn, I've decided to write a final statement. This list is to make sure that after my passing away, my Mountain Donuts will not grow weak, and that the safety of Hurlstone will continue to be guaranteed.

Basic Requirements for the Mountain Donuts

1. An equipment slot for the Mountain Donuts armour.
2. A thief with max Haste and Dark Sight.
3. A mage with lvl 15+ Teleport skill.
4. At least 4 lvl 100s or above.
5. Must have at least 1 Donut below lvl 30. (For infiltration; too highly concentrated Donut Aura may give a spy away, and not every Donut is a Captain level, being able to supress their aura.)
   
6. At least 2 Donuts with good jumping skills.
7. Members fighting Taliban must be HP above 4000.
8. Bring some Krispy Kreme / Donut King. (In case)

That is all.

Post script; this is not a ripoff of guild pq requirements at all. Any dissidents shall be executed.

Fear not comrades.

Recently my attention has been drawn to the fact that two of my highest ranking officers have been having an argument over superiority. My friends, do not fight!
Are we not all here for the good of our fellow Hurlstoners?

Besides, no matter which one of you is superior to the other, I still own you all.

xD

Anywayyy, below are my top 5 lieutenants in their battle armour. :]

Admit Defeat. FOOL.

I admit you WERE superior to me at one point. However, me, being promoted towards the end of second period [English], on Wednesday, 3rd of June, 2009, this is no longer true.
LOWER YOUR HEAD BEFORE ME INFERIOR BEING.
That is all.

Cough Cough

As I was pondering through this blog, I noticed that something was really out of place. From the previous blog, it was said by someone, I'll not name any names (-cough maria cough-), that they were superior to me.
As you all know, I am the Lieutenant of HECTICITY.. I'm sure that accounts for the superiority that I surely have over that someone.

Existing Mountain Donuts and potential Mountain Donuts. Bow down to me.

I am Special Operations Lt. Maria Nguyen [Sour Candy] of subdivision Maple [Zakum Force].
It is my job to be superior to Captain of Hecticity.

Looking for recruits to be members of subdivision Maple [Zakum Force]. I will not abuse my power and bully you only. You will benefit from joining the Mountain Donuts...I promise kinda.
Talk to Captain Spicy Wings for more details, he even has drawings.

That is all.

7 things you need to know about the Mountain Donuts.

1. We are not a club, but a special forces unit.

club (plural clubs)

/klVb/

An association of members joining together for some common purpose, especially sports or recreation.

Fighting terrorism is not a recreational activity, okay?

2. Each of the commissioned officers have the ability to deflect bullets while in their battle armour, so don't even think about opposing us okay? All threats shall be neutralized. Furthermore, ranks 2nd Lt. and up have the ability to induce charges in objects.

3. We are not actually donuts.

4. We are not mountains shaped like donuts.

5. We don't actually have a mountain.

6. We don't give out free donuts.

7. Captain Spicy Wing's true identity is NOT the KFC guy. Isn't he dead already anyway?!

Any questions?

Fear me, for I am your Captain of Hecticity :3

Okaay.. so our captain, the almighty Captain Spicy Wings, told me that I should post something.. so I shall.
So what we need to do is to recruit more members.. so we can bully them with our awesome powers.. if you recruit enough members you might get to lead your own platoon (might..).
OH ! And by the way.. Captain Spicy Wings, Special Operations Lieutenant Maria Nguyen (who, may I add, is my inferior) and I have come up with an extremely painful way to torture anyone who even thinks about betraying us. Y'know Room 101 ? Imagine that but 1000000 times worse. Scared :D ? YOU BETTER BE. -scary music plays in background-
Well.. time for me to vanish and do my English homework T_T Byee ~

Lieutenant of Hecticity ~ Thompson